Clearly the B.E.S.T.

I can hardly believe it. This is what happens when IT is foisted upon hapless governmental organisations that don’t have a shred of tech-savvy.

I visited the Bombay Electric Supply & Transport website to see if I could find a form for payment through the Electronic Clearing System, ECS. I found the download page easily enough and, naturally, expected to be getting a PDF that I could print and use. Amazingly, it turned out to be a zipped JPEG file which prints out to a size of ~7cm x 9cm (2.7″x3.6″). Originally, this was scanned (photographed?) from an A4 size sheet!

Thinking this might just be an aberration, I downloaded the form for the Senior Citizen’s Identity Card (no, no, I don’t need it!). Same problem. Oh, and as proof that you’re over 60 years of age, you need to produce your passport, service certificate (huh?), school leaving certificate or, hold your breath, your horoscope!

Go to: B.E.S.T. Undertaking’s Forms Download Page

Edited on 2011.02.12:
While the ECS form is now a PDF, the senior citizen form is still a graphic and still allows horoscopes as a proof of age.

Greywater Treatment

While discussing kitchen and bath drainage for one of the bungalows at Nasrapur, my clients wondered if ecologically safe soaps were available in India – this after I suggested we drain the water directly into a plant bed and possibly grow a nice papaya tree in it.

We spent vacations at my mum’s ancestral village when I was a kid and I remember being fascinated that, quite unlike at our city home, drain-pipes from the basin and bath just went out through the wall and pointed in the general direction of a bush. That was all there was to it. My uncle – a qualified agriculturist – who had a bungalow in Pune did pretty much the same thing but he grew small trees there. I once pointedly asked him if all the chemicals in soap wouldn’t do some long-term damage to his precious garden. He explained that phosphates and nitrates in soaps are considered bad because they promote the growth of algae which, in turn, choke water bodies by depleting the oxygen in them. But these same chemicals also promote the growth of plants so, no, there was no thing wrong with the old system.

And any of you who don’t want to chance it and would prefer to just dump it in the septic tank to be on the safe side – grey water is the last thing your septic tank needs because it considerably reduces the latter’s effectiveness by diluting the bacterial action that digests the waste. If you must send it underground, please put it directly into the soak-pit instead.